It would appear you've had the misfortune of stumbling across my page. In some meager attempt to make up for it, I'll tell you a little about myself.
I'm Christopher Mullins (I usually go by Chris). I'm a software engineer at LiveRamp in San Francisco.
I like to tinker, play Minecraft, and philosophize from the comfort of my chair (which has extra-cushy armrests). You can find me lurking in the usual Internet hiding places: